Once upon a time, there was an old lady who had so many children (yeah forget the shoe B.S)SHE LACKED FUEL! She drank coffee and Red Bull, laughing and laughing. What else could she do?
Confucious says”Even the greatest whales is helpless in the middle of the dessert”.
Daddy sought temporary refuge in a desert FAR FAR AWAY (Tatooine we think). Word is out Daddy has a new best good friend camel named FRANK & he dresses like a G.I Joe. Daddy has deep conversations with his helmet that he named Wilson. For anyone interested, please send Daddy pails &shovels so he can dig his way out!
Meanwhile back in the Great COUNTRY of KICKERBILLY TEXAS…
Hollywood passionately eats his pencils reguarly. Spot the pet mouse has teleported:Destination UNKONOWN. Mommy turn’s into a MOONFACE with TROUT LIPS every time she eats Mangos & Strawberries. Hurricane Katrina Nina, has been eagerly working in her lab. It is believed that she is working on an alternative fuel consisting of lotion, kool-aide and H20. WE will keep you up to date on her progress as she perfects this experiment. The CNN KID, consistantly keeps me up to date, on the minute every minute on EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING! Isn’t that NICE?!
BTW MOMMY GETS PAID FOR THIS RIGHT?!
The kid that has endless amounts of energy to swim ALLLLLL DAY, but lacks the energy to do dishes…YEAH STILL DOING IT!!! SOCRATES (in kid form) claims people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Oppssums. In addition, he has figured out parts of speech are now LUNGS AND AIR.
WHEN IS MOMMY’S CHECK COMING IN?
SOME FYI… A person should take a bath once in the summer and not so often in the winter.
T’was the night before the following day, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a MOUSE (remember, HE BAILED -HES SMART)! The delightful sounds of a GIGGLING CHILD GHOST can be heard. HE’S LAUGHING AT MOMMY… AS SHE SLUMBERS AWAY…
DAY 8,764 DADDY’S DEPLOYED, MOMMY’S CLINICALLY INSANE….
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
